We who are about to pie salute you.

We who are about to pie salute you.

ahab99:

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

What pros. Two wardrobe changes and an extended bit.

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Reblog if you’re a girl and you DON’T shave your arm hair (not armpit hair)

canisvertigus:

cosmiccelery:

celestial-sexhair:

quiixotical:

blakryu:

maydayparadez:

shut-up-karen:

It’s for a project. I want to see how many girls don’t do this.

Why should girls even shave their arm hair?

I’d understand the armpit cause sometimes it feels icky but the arm? like, what?

who the FUCK shaves their arm

I know exactly 0 people who shave their arms

I don’t because i have very fine and light hair, but i knew girls in high school that did because it was very visible and they felt self-conscious about it.

exactly that, it’s a thing i know of young girls doing who are still very embarrassed by puberty and existence in general. i don’t know of any adults who do it though.

YEAH YOU DO sort of, I do it rarely, like… once a year. I did it for my brother’s wedding. That sort of situation. I’ve got very Irish, very pale skin and I feel like my hair shows up way too dark against it. But usually I don’t bother shaving anything because I’m lazy so I guess it evens out.

lacquerandcandy:

estrella-fuego:

ghdos:

kestrelsansjesses:

HOUSE HUNTERS DRINKING GAME. HOUSE. HUNTERS. DRINKING. GAME.

Now I just need to find some friends who are into HGTV and vodka.

soletherapy
we must.

Where are “vaulted ceilings” and “rustic”??? I wanna play this!

lacquerandcandy:

estrella-fuego:

ghdos:

kestrelsansjesses:

HOUSE HUNTERS DRINKING GAME. HOUSE. HUNTERS. DRINKING. GAME.

Now I just need to find some friends who are into HGTV and vodka.

soletherapy
we must.

Where are “vaulted ceilings” and “rustic”??? I wanna play this!

(via canisvertigus)

Written for an /r/writingprompts prompt: “Upon waking, you notice that you are soaked. How did this happen? What are the ramifications?” Sparks works on his emotional availability. It is gross. With thanks to clavally and justplainjennie for helping me figure out where to go with the latter half of it.

more mall au because we can't stop

  • mizlia: 'no, felton, they're... they're looking at the shoes because they want to /buy them/' 'oh. ... okay! thanks, mallcop!' 'yeah, sure'
  • clavally: That would so happen. These poor people just want to buy things and it freaks him out
  • clavally: ooh, and the jupiter spy could be from a starbucks that's trying to buy the shop, so he keeps trying to get insider info to help them figure out a way to run them out of business so he can take over
  • mizlia: 'sooo hey just making casual conversation, me, sparks nevada, mallcop... like... what kind of beans do you guys use? just wondering'
  • clavally: and of course Croach gives Jim free coffee and tells Sparks how brave he is all the time
  • mizlia: 'he apprehended a shoplifter who was attempting to burgle felton's shop, he is the single bravest man i know' 'yeah well i was, you know, stopping a... murder... in the parking lot... or i would've been there. but i couldn't. on account of the murder. that i stopped. so.'
  • clavally: Oh! and then Red pipes up "I heard that was less a murder and more some dumb kid who locked his keys in his car."
  • clavally: "Well, it could have been a murder. He was plenty mad about it."
  • mizlia: 'i mean, he was waving a pen at me with a look in his eyes, so... it was basically assault, so close to murder' 'it was basically nothin', nevada.' 'yeah, well, whatever. so, how about that date?' 'here's your coffee.' 'fine.' 'fine's right!'
  • mizlia: and then cactoid jim wanders up like 'why yes it IS a mighty fine day' and sparks squeezes his coffee so hard the lid pops off
  • mizlia: and then runs away
  • mizlia: on mercury, his segway.
  • mizlia: [joking about fanfic tropes, 'i'd rather not write something'] like... doing another 1000 words of a coffee shop au
  • clavally: Oh god, I'm gonna have to write a Sparks coffeshop au now
  • mizlia: what have i created
  • clavally: :D :D
  • mizlia: does barkeep run it, of course he does
  • clavally: Yes!
  • mizlia: and red and croach work there and sparks comes in to order black coffee he could make at home, just so he can hit on red
  • clavally: Exactly, and they just call the barkeep "barista" and Sparks is the mallcop
  • mizlia: omfg mallcop
  • clavally: right?
  • clavally: and sparks is all "I want a large coffee" and croach says, "which we designate venti"
  • mizlia: omggg
  • mizlia: 'whatever, it's a large, everybody i know calls it large'
  • clavally: :D
  • mizlia: and then jim the actual cop/detective/whatever rolls up to order a properly designated venti and hit on croach and show up sparks in every way without meaning to
  • clavally: Yes! and Felton owns a shoestore or something and always runs in yelling, "Mallcop, haaaaaaalp! There's a guy looking at the shoes..I think he's gonna steal something."
  • mizlia: yes ahahaha i was just thinking the same
  • clavally: :D
  • mizlia: pemily skips school and hangs around the mall looking like she's gonna cause trouble but really she just wants to help sparks
  • clavally: Yes, total super-secret teacher's pet kinda girl
  • mizlia: omg why did i even joke about this, this is the worst and i love it

clavally:

mizlia:

So, um, so, question. Now that I have some more followers who like Thrilling Adventure Hour. I’m writing this thing for a prompt - the prompt was basically ‘you wake up soaked, why’ and it has to be at least 2000 words. I didn’t see anything specifying that it had to be original characters and…

Ooh, I can help if you still need/want help? My gtalk/hangout thing is under my real name. I can send you my info in an ask if you pinky-swear not to share it with anyone? :)

I was gonna make some joke but ‘laser promise’ doesn’t even make sense so YES I promise not to tell a soul. I need so much help. /weeps

culumacilinte:

mizlia:

So, um, so, question. Now that I have some more followers who like Thrilling Adventure Hour. I’m writing this thing for a prompt - the prompt was basically ‘you wake up soaked, why’ and it has to be at least 2000 words. I didn’t see anything specifying that it had to be original characters and whatever, so I decided to do a little Sparks Nevada fic. Now… I’m 1000 words in and I have no idea where to go next. Should I write more or expand what I have? I DON’T KNOW. Does anyone feel like reading it over and talking it out with me? Because that’d be great.

I WOULD BE PLEASED TO READ AND/OR TALK THIS OUT WITH YOU, though not just at the moment as I am mostly otherwise occupied. BUT SOME OTHER TIME THAT IS NOT NOW, definitely.

FAT LOT OF HELP YOU ARE CULLY I totally forgot you listen to TAH. The prompt needs to be done by um… like 24 hours from now. And I only just started it. PLENTY OF TIME. also I promise I will tag in the drunk!Croach thread, I was busy with my brother’s wedding but now I’m freeeeeee

So, um, so, question. Now that I have some more followers who like Thrilling Adventure Hour. I’m writing this thing for a prompt - the prompt was basically ‘you wake up soaked, why’ and it has to be at least 2000 words. I didn’t see anything specifying that it had to be original characters and whatever, so I decided to do a little Sparks Nevada fic. Now… I’m 1000 words in and I have no idea where to go next. Should I write more or expand what I have? I DON’T KNOW. Does anyone feel like reading it over and talking it out with me? Because that’d be great.

edit: I’m on aim/trillian as ohliamylia or I’m liaparisi at gmail if you do Hangouts, I don’t know what the kids are using these days.

Sparks/Croach story arc

clavally:

I’m seeing tons of discussion on the story arc from eps #121-141 and I tried to ask a question on that thread, but it wouldn’t let me use the “read more” thing and I didn’t want to spoil anyone…

That being said, I’m new around these parts and I have a question about that arc and I don’t know if there’s already been discussion about it.

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HOWDY STRANGER.

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annakie:

shannondapper:

tinycatfeet:

shannondapper:

mizlia:

madelinefalsename:

I think a lot about how excited Croach was during the surprise event to celebrate his future together with Sparks Nevada.

I guess I should mention BIG SPOILERS FOR EPISODES #121 - #141 of Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars. I’ve been seeing a lot of new listeners on here and I don’t want them to stumble onto this and get spoiled. You know what, I’ll put it behind a cut. 

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Oh god, Croach meta, I live for this.

And also I have something to say.

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dammit Shannon I was already really emotionally compromised by this episode/arc and now

 #although I kinda think Croach figured Sparks would come to his senses and come after him

I do agree with you there, but the gesture was significant.

It is kind of hard to tell with Croach. Sometimes he’s savvy like that and sometimes it’s just like… Oh, honey, you’re trying.

(Which is probably why I love him so much. I mean… HAVING EMOTIONS IS HARD. I don’t understand them either, buddy.)

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aaaaaaAAAAHHHHHHH I think about that missing inbetween bit all the time.

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tinycatfeet said: /ANGRY CRYING

are you angry crying about croach and his tragic plight as a single parent, sorry not sorry

HEY TUMBLR WAY TO LET ME ANSWER THINGS PRIVATELY

madelinefalsename:

I think a lot about how excited Croach was during the surprise event to celebrate his future together with Sparks Nevada.

I guess I should mention BIG SPOILERS FOR EPISODES #121 - #141 of Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars. I’ve been seeing a lot of new listeners on here and I don’t want them to stumble onto this and get spoiled. You know what, I’ll put it behind a cut. 

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ahab99:

Fake film: Walter.

Hugh Dancy, Lee Pace & Rinko Kikuchi.

Sci-Fi Drama ► In the year 2134, androids have been developed. Electrodite Systems, a corporation specialising in technology, is advertising androids as ‘human’s best friend’ and selling them to those in need of companionship. Martin (Lee Pace), bought Walter (Hugh Dancy) a few years ago when he was lonely and living by himself. The two developed a close relationship until one night when Martin doesn’t return from work. Walter discovers that his friend was mugged and murdered during the walk home.

Should anything happen to their owner, androids are sent back to Electrodite and their memories erased so they can be resold. However when Walter is set to be reprogrammed, he meets technician Shiori (Rinko Kikuchi). He tells her that he does not wish to forget about Martin. Surprised and touched by the android’s apparent humanity, Shiori ‘steals’ Walter in order to learn just how human a robot can become.

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(Source: doomslock)